Funny Things

Hey guys! I was reading my emails and I have to just blog about this! This person was at a pub and she realized that he or she desperately needed to fart. He or she realized as well that the music in the pub was playing unusually loud, so he or she timed his or her farts with the beat so no one would notice that he or she farted, after a few song he or she started to feel better. When he or she turned around he or she noticed that everybody OH fashion show! Oh sorry out of topic again. Where was I oh right, he or she noticed that everybody was staring at him or her. Then at that moment he or she remembered that he or she was listening to the Ipod!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That sort of reminded me of when me and my cousin and aunt and uncle was vacationing at Yellowstone. The hotel we were staying at had this shower that changed from hot to cold and hot to cold. So when my uncle was showering, whenever the water turned hot he did a URRGGGGGG!!!! and when it went cold he did one too!! He was in there for a solid 2 hours!! My aunt though he died so she went check on him. It turned out he was making the noises because he was doing some business!!! Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that his or hers is his or hers's name!!! Comment!!!